Turn that smile upside down.. I mean.. umm, errr.. oops?

Hypothetically, if you were a bald business man (of whom wears glasses and a retarded tie) – could you rename yourself “Dilbert”? Sadly, I probably could.

It is more than often that our achievements and efforts are cut down or thrown in our faces – and the last glimmer or hope is scratched out of our not-so-willing minds. Sure others can judge “so and so never takes anything seriously” or “so and so are so negative” but do they ever ask themselves.. am I the one doing over 3 hours of work almost every night?

How hard could it possibly be to say – “you did good” – Three words?

Yet we are constantly reminded of our downfalls, mistakes and flaws rather than achievements, qualities and perfections? Would it be more rewarding to compliment instead of snigger behind someones back? More positive to see a smile instead of a frown? And surely, more productive to teach instead of hinder?

It is a pathetic world we live in when the vision of hope is unreachable, whilst false hope is merely around the corner.

“Get a job” – they said.

Dear customers of where i work,

I hope you all burn in hell. I would like to point out that the pair of shoes you have found (somewhere amongst the horror that is our “store”) is already $2.03 and whilst im SURE the 3 cents you wish to save – even through great struggle – Would probably only end up lost underneath the seat of your car and thus not be in YOUR hands regardless. Also, If in fact, you wish to argue about such a matter – DO expect me to give you attitude – and please DO expect me to have to call someone. I would appreciate if while all this is happening you refrained from tapping your fingers on MY counter and/or sighing loudly and bluntly – it is not my fault your a cheap and stingy bastard.

We wish to advise you the store is closing in 10 minutes so please finalise your purchases and get the fuck out – getting home on time is a priority.

Thankyou and fuck off

-Sarah

 (note to register staff and anthony and jack – thankyouthankyouthankyou)