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So like, totally welcome, this just in – the hottest thing this season? CONFORMISTS!
Now listen here fuckbags – I am not some retard who wants to do what you do. Dress how you dress. Talk like you talk. In fact, I want to stay as far away from you as possible… but people like you just keep popping up everywhere.
Don’t you conformist spastics ever get tired of “being different” while you are ALL the same? Your stupid attitude and pathetic attempt at a personality only scream for love and attention.
No one, but you, thinks you’re kingshit.. so stop strutting around with a massive smile on your face (unless you really are pleased with the person you are – and in that case – you are legally insane.)
Fuck.
Could I stress the point any more – you people are repulsive, a waste of oxygen, and a disgrace to everything we strive for – you may now return to underneath the rock where you were born.
Someday I will get an actual job (one which does not require tolerating asswhole customers and doing price checks) and I swear to god if I ever hear “oh my Sally is so cute – she can count to 5!” or “Well thats nothing, my Tommy’s first word was ‘happy’!”
I will not hesitate to inform these people that their children are similar to dogs - drooling – helpless – and most of the time lacking the cute factor (ever noticed mothers with fat children always broadcast how great they are) … let alone even have to glance across at my neighbours work space and notice it is covered, not with work related material, but fucking kids drawings after noodle necklaces and family photos.
Maybe I could take to grading them (as in this email Jesi sent me): Your kid sucks… and is fat so its drawings are now worse – F – anonymous.
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