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So like, totally welcome, this just in – the hottest thing this season? CONFORMISTS!
Now listen here fuckbags – I am not some retard who wants to do what you do. Dress how you dress. Talk like you talk. In fact, I want to stay as far away from you as possible… but people like you just keep popping up everywhere.
Don’t you conformist spastics ever get tired of “being different” while you are ALL the same? Your stupid attitude and pathetic attempt at a personality only scream for love and attention.
No one, but you, thinks you’re kingshit.. so stop strutting around with a massive smile on your face (unless you really are pleased with the person you are – and in that case – you are legally insane.)
Fuck.
Could I stress the point any more – you people are repulsive, a waste of oxygen, and a disgrace to everything we strive for – you may now return to underneath the rock where you were born.
Havent had time to do much lately… nor had the energy or motive to get some drama going…. So just to prove I’m weird, and Jesi for that matter (3-8 includes her), I thought I’d number point weird things to do/say:
- Out of nowhere say “No offence” – when someone replies “none taken” – finish with … “how was she!!!” … perhaps this makes so sense… think about it
- Tell someone to “screw off” …. like a top
- Put on dramatic and pitchy music in the car (preferably mixed with a cd of techno/house music) then really get into the song – Out and in by Kate miller-heidke is great for that
- Drag race an incredibly slow car (girls which have no intention of racing you) and scream “WE WINNNN SUCKERSSSS”
- Go through maccas drive through and loudly comment on what a bitch the girl who took your money was… whilst still sitting at her window
- At the next maccas window… comment on how lovley the boys hands are
- Use ass to ring people – Boyfriend or 000 – then scream like a retard “GORGIIIIIIIIII WHERES MY GORGIIIIII”
- Cover hands in paintstick and begin paintstick war… try to attack offenders front whilst keeping all your front covered… which is harder than it sounds
- Drive past emo infested grounds… aka amberjail… with techno music playing loudly… then stress over not going back and getting chased by emo warriors
- Stress about stain on shirt from hair dye… then creep mason out… whilst rubbing ice cubes over clingwrapped head to stop dye from BURNING.
The end. Peee Esss (1-2 is with Sheridan… shes the “like a top” girl)
Do I need more drama. Wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and all that jazz.
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