Havent had time to do much lately… nor had the energy or motive to get some drama going…. So just to prove I’m weird, and Jesi for that matter (3-8 includes her), I thought I’d number point weird things to do/say:
- Out of nowhere say “No offence” – when someone replies “none taken” – finish with … “how was she!!!” … perhaps this makes so sense… think about it
- Tell someone to “screw off” …. like a top
- Put on dramatic and pitchy music in the car (preferably mixed with a cd of techno/house music) then really get into the song – Out and in by Kate miller-heidke is great for that
- Drag race an incredibly slow car (girls which have no intention of racing you) and scream “WE WINNNN SUCKERSSSS”
- Go through maccas drive through and loudly comment on what a bitch the girl who took your money was… whilst still sitting at her window
- At the next maccas window… comment on how lovley the boys hands are
- Use ass to ring people – Boyfriend or 000 – then scream like a retard “GORGIIIIIIIIII WHERES MY GORGIIIIII”
- Cover hands in paintstick and begin paintstick war… try to attack offenders front whilst keeping all your front covered… which is harder than it sounds
- Drive past emo infested grounds… aka amberjail… with techno music playing loudly… then stress over not going back and getting chased by emo warriors
- Stress about stain on shirt from hair dye… then creep mason out… whilst rubbing ice cubes over clingwrapped head to stop dye from BURNING.
The end. Peee Esss (1-2 is with Sheridan… shes the “like a top” girl)
Do I need more drama. Wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and all that jazz.

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June 23, 2007 at 9:27 am
JESIIII
ABABABABABABABABABABA ABABABABABABA oh man i laughed the whole way through that
that girl in the window was a bitch
hellloooooooo bitchy mc bitch bitch
ababababBABABABAABABBABABA FUCKKKKK AVABABABABABALMAO sarg LMAO!
June 23, 2007 at 9:33 am
Buttons.
aBABABABABABABABAA
Sarah: Well SHE wasnt very nice
Jesi: Yeah what a bitch.
*girl looks at jesi and sarah*
God i couldnt stop laughing hahahaha
then wen we gasped at lovley hands..
like when you gasped at the fat chick…
WOAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
June 23, 2007 at 11:46 am
Sheridan
Oooh I feel special
Fucked your mum, no offence
We HAVE to see Wil Anderson
Love you.
Like a top
P.s. I read the bulletin before this so, you get two of practically the same comment. Enjoy
June 23, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Buttons.
Hahahaha
howww great.. like a top.
LOL
tool
xo
June 23, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Sheridan
I know ay.
What a title.
“Shes the ‘like a top girl’”
Wow.
Lol
xoxo
June 24, 2007 at 3:57 am
surplusvalue
- Umm… who doesn’t think you are weird? Anyone? Thought not. Proof unnecessary.
- (1) Don’t get 1. Me stooopid.
- (3) Kate miller-heidke = fine. Techno/house = fuck that. I had to put up with HOURS of it yesterday at Mythos, a greek restaurant in leichhardt. shitty music, belly dancing, and some weird hens night shit – 2 OF THEM! apparently, just eating food there isn’t normal.
- (6) what makes a dudes hands “lovely”? Freakus.
- (7) and get cops rocking up at your door like last time… awkward.
- (9) amberjail. LMAO HAHAHHA thats fucking gold.
- (10) EW! creep the whole fucking male gender out, period…
Wizzzzzz!? out of the loop again.
June 24, 2007 at 6:51 am
Buttons.
1) Its a will anderson joke? Duh.
3) You havent listened to techno til you listen with me and jesi – and you aint seen dancing till you see us get down… in the car… while people are looking at is…. eating food.. and dancing.
6) Lovley hands… I dont know… you ever hit up maccas ill show you
7) Ill have you know me and the coppers get along great thankyou… and jesis ass called alex.
9) Bahahahahahaha…. we do it all the time…. we are always stressing about something that definetly wont happen… fucken emos are all a bunch of pussys
10) HAHAHAHAH no pun intended… should have taken a picture of the shirt MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Wizzzzzzzzz None of your business.
June 24, 2007 at 1:35 pm
surplusvalue
1. sorry, my clairvoyant, mind-reading abilities were down temporarily… wil (spelt with one l) kicks ass tho. im ashamed.
3. true, i havent. im not sure i want to either. maybe just once to prove a point…
6. deal
7. who would have guessed? you criminal you. “ass calling” – ill have to put that in urban dictionary or something. only you & j could have thought up that retarded – but hilarious – idea
9. “emo warriors” said it all
10. i dont think there really is a male equally-as-gross equivalent. feel free to give suggestions so i can gross the fuck you out
put taken. glad to be out of the loop.
June 24, 2007 at 1:36 pm
surplusvalue
*point
June 25, 2007 at 4:11 am
Buttons.
LOLLLL gross the fuck out you
… gross you the fuck out
Silly maskies….
uhmmm yeahh good luck… i dont think you will find anything to gross me out tho
June 25, 2007 at 4:48 am
surplusvalue
saying ANYTHING is a pretty big call. give me some time, ill find something.
June 25, 2007 at 2:33 pm
deadseas
emo warriors hehehe
http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20050320.gif
June 26, 2007 at 3:48 am
Buttons.
I am now getting one of those bumper stickers that says
I HEART JESUS.
Thankyou adrian. ROFL.
July 5, 2007 at 9:35 am
alexxxis
you dont have a car?
stick it on your forehead