Get screwed:
- Nosy People
- School
- Religion class
- Hair that’s to short to put into a pony tail
- People who call me a boy
- People who are repulsively fake
- Hair dye that wont stay in
- People who judge
- Cigarettes
- Scotch
- All you old people who call me a “youngen”
- CONSTANT school work
- That box of crap I have under my bed
Who wants to help me burn memories?

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June 19, 2007 at 5:43 am
surplusvalue
well, i’ve done #5 and #11. mybad.
2 questions:
1. (#10) so has alex brainwashed (ha ha) you away from your dear friend mr scotchy?
2. (#13) what’s in the box of crap under your bed?
memory burning is a bit… dramatic.
June 19, 2007 at 6:13 am
Buttons.
#1: no – I make my own descisions – screw Straight scotch… but Screw alcohol anyway.
2#: the box of crap issss letters right from 2005, mmm necklaces… birthday card(s)…. all this memory crap that I dont want anymore..
Care to hang out and burn it sometime?
June 19, 2007 at 8:08 am
deadseas
look what some crazy person wrote back to my non-crazy myspace bulletin
Date: 19 Jun 2007, 06:05 PM
Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: got the bible up your ass and christ is your pimp
Body: the bible i hold in my hands and Christ is my savior.
hehehehe
June 19, 2007 at 8:24 am
Buttons.
LOLLLL what the heck? who was it?
June 19, 2007 at 9:49 am
jesirulessarahisfatholyshitsheshuge
umm ily
June 19, 2007 at 10:31 am
mal
fuck!!! i will help u burn memories, i like burning things!!!! COUNT ME IN!
LUV mal
June 19, 2007 at 12:08 pm
surplusvalue
LOL sXe sarskies.. meh, pretty solid decision anyway. i wont rip you for it.
Yeah i use to have something like that. i just threw my shit out – i didnt burn it. but im definitely up for some burning. the past is the past. im thinking literally burn it because that would be awesome. set a time & a place and ill bring the matches. who would refuse an offer to burn shit? not me thats for sure.
June 19, 2007 at 12:45 pm
deadseas
some freak religious nut.
straight edge sarah? ohhh jeeez
June 19, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Buttons.
Ewwwwww yeah right.
June 19, 2007 at 1:09 pm
surplusvalue
HAHAHA how cool is adrian. very damn cool.
the thought of going edge gets an “ew” now thats funny. so bizarre an idea it receives an “ew gross” response.
if you were a fuckwit like alex genn and said you were, we could place bets to see how long you could last. but you are not a fuckwitt like him so its a-okay.
*sarah is a religious nut. sarah is a religious nut. sarah is a religion nut* – said in whiny annoying voice.
June 20, 2007 at 1:54 am
Buttons.
The religious nut part was for some person who replied to his bulletin YOU FOOL MASON
Straight edge is a cry for attention
if i WANTED attention i could say
“so im becoming straight edge now, oh and like… dyeing my hair some outrageous colour!!!” etc etc
June 20, 2007 at 2:50 am
deadseas
nothing wrong with being straight edge unless they wear shirts that say “X UP OR FUCKING DIE” or something like that and have like semi automatic machine guns in the shape of an X.
June 20, 2007 at 8:19 am
Buttons.
There is EVERYTHING wrong with being straight edge
and still finding the need to label yourself
to make yourself seem above other people
its just another class.
June 20, 2007 at 9:20 am
surplusvalue
pfff i read to quickly so… SUE ME!
sXe can be, but isnt always, a cry for attention.
is it that hard to conceive that someone wouldn’t want to drink poison? alcohol being exactly that. hence me considering on that blog post ages ago…
i do agree with you on the labeling and classist approach though.
June 20, 2007 at 10:05 am
Buttons.
Thankyou thankyou
classism
in its emofied form
no not really… i just wanted to say emofied.
Straight edge… fair enough… labeling yourself i dont agree with.
I will sue you… i have lawyer friends.
June 20, 2007 at 10:07 am
Buttons.
In my mind…
June 20, 2007 at 2:15 pm
alexxxis
i brainwash myself with asian animated cinema,
and pillows.
thats ALL
June 21, 2007 at 6:23 am
Buttons.
ROFL
class, put your hands up if you know what alex is going on about?
I have noooo idea.
Im sure asian animated cinema is good tho.
June 21, 2007 at 8:47 am
deadseas
nothing wrong about straight edge just 98% of the people who claim they are these days. STRAIGHT EDGE DOESNT START UNTIL YOU ARE 18, IF YOU DONT DRINK NOW YOU ARE JUST A LAW ABIDING SHEEEEP!
June 21, 2007 at 8:56 am
Buttons.
lolllllllll.
baaa baaaa
June 21, 2007 at 10:26 am
surplusvalue
asian animated cinema, pillows and the floating mythical being (*cough* god) that you follow.
hahaha adrian’s cheep comment also applies here^.
i second the “hands-down..no-idea-what-alex-is-talking-about”. everyone in the class’ hands are down atm i think.
June 21, 2007 at 12:02 pm
alexxxis
you are all sheep then MUAHAHAA hands down comformists
June 22, 2007 at 6:26 am
Sheridan
screw off…
like a top
bababababa
June 22, 2007 at 6:34 am
jesirulessarahisfatholyshitsheshuge
COME OFF ITTTTTTTT
ABABABBAA ok shryl will get that one
June 22, 2007 at 11:57 am
Sheridan
abababababa!!
yes i do get it green
haha. oh we were so mean.
shes ok now. she gives me an extra half hour of sleep in the morning
hehe
June 23, 2007 at 8:55 am
Buttons.
SCREW OFF LIKE A TOP
OH FUCK