Dear customers of where i work,
I hope you all burn in hell. I would like to point out that the pair of shoes you have found (somewhere amongst the horror that is our “store”) is already $2.03 and whilst im SURE the 3 cents you wish to save – even through great struggle – Would probably only end up lost underneath the seat of your car and thus not be in YOUR hands regardless. Also, If in fact, you wish to argue about such a matter – DO expect me to give you attitude – and please DO expect me to have to call someone. I would appreciate if while all this is happening you refrained from tapping your fingers on MY counter and/or sighing loudly and bluntly – it is not my fault your a cheap and stingy bastard.
We wish to advise you the store is closing in 10 minutes so please finalise your purchases and get the fuck out – getting home on time is a priority.
Thankyou and fuck off
-Sarah
(note to register staff and anthony and jack – thankyouthankyouthankyou)
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March 23, 2007 at 12:00 pm
surplusvalue
I can feel the anger in that post. It’s awesome. I can imagine myself getting equally pissed off when I finally get around to getting employed. I’d probably snap if a customer pushed my buttons to much… *imagines snapping those fingers tapping on MY counter*
“That will be $6.95.”
“Thankyou [AND FUCK OFF], have a great day.”
Oh and I should sooo use “Thankyou and fuck off” more often – it has a nice ring to it don’t you think?
March 23, 2007 at 9:11 pm
sargehh
I agree – everyone should start saying thankyou and fuck off more often.
Although seeing as majority dont read this… it will be left to you and I.
I almost wrote another blog yesterday – about the double standard fucking teachers – but i thought 2 blogs in one day nahhhh – and also this blog would have been more like “FUCK FUCK FUCK … double standard.. FUCKING… STUPID…” etc
Get employed, the world of stingy bastards and overly friendly oldies is upon you.
March 23, 2007 at 10:55 pm
surplusvalue
We will have to spread it like an epidemic then wont we.
2 blogs in a day is fine… I’ve written more than that in one day before and the more fuckin’ fucks in a fucking blog the fucking merrier as far as I’m fucking concerned.
LMAO, glorious glorious stingy bastards and overly friendly oldies will have something coming, something they have never seen before when I get employed. Probably some face rearranging. I’ll be sure to tell you how my first day goes when I finally get employed.
March 23, 2007 at 11:14 pm
sargehh
hahahaha oh im looking forward to that.
ahh yes but you see. i was going to write the blog as soon as i got home, while i was still pissed and ranting. But my parents took the internet cable and by the time i got it back the moment was gone
hahahaha
trust me there will be another chance.
March 24, 2007 at 2:53 am
surplusvalue
March 24, 2007 at 3:06 am
sargehh
They take the internet cable. Have tried to take my mobile. Dad recently took my CD player (and gave it back because i dont even need it) although he did take my killswitch Cds and my outbreak Cd and all my best cds (that i leave near my CD player… and had not had the chance to put on my computer.) AND they time me on the internet
March 24, 2007 at 6:54 am
surplusvalue
Your parents are like wowa conservative.
March 28, 2007 at 3:06 pm
MynameisRachel
Fucking oath man. People need some fucking manners.Oh and some intelligence that allows them to see that it’s because theyre screaming at their stupid kids that they didnt hear me request flybuys. Not because I didnt ask. But if you want to re do the whole fucking sale of overided items be my guest fuckteeth. Get your flybuys points and fuck off on a plane somewhere else.
March 28, 2007 at 11:24 pm
sargehh
I say people can stick their flybys up their ass.
I love my smart and bitter fiance’